once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

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What the fuck is happening with some of these psycho fans? And sending the mods hate for protecting someone you claim to be a fan of? Disappointed doesn’t even BEGIN to describe how I feel right now.

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thefrogman:

Simon’s Cat’s Box Guide No. II by Simon Tofield [website | twitter]

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professoralbusdumbledore:

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

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