May 2012
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I was just thinking…what if I had bacon right now?
The sun would shine out of my nostrils I would be so happy.
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That hesitation when you have to pick something up off the ground in class but you’re scared because you might accidentally fart.
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WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE. →
luanlegacy:
Picture of the guy that got his face eaten/ripped off by the naked guy.. be warned, it’s pretty gruesome… if you don’t like blood… don’t click.
Holy fucking shit. No fucking way.
Explain to me how bath salts do this to someone. I feel like sick people are going to start doing this on purpose now, I mean, who needs zombies when you’ve got a bunch of fucking sick weirdos out...
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Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
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I think my uterus is trying to set me on fire…from the inside.
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Hello I'm Diana and I'm a beaner...
Hello Diana, I am hacking your account right now. Eddie says you’re dumb. And that you have shit colored eyes… hahaha. come to my house later. bye.
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A picture of my dog sitting next to a hill of shed hair gets more likes on Facebook than a picture of me with my makeup done and hair looking nice.
Fuck you internet.