24ribs: Holy fuck our planet is just floating…… We are floating though space. What the fuck I am going to have a panic attack
bbutterfield: “be friends with me.” i yell at people i follow while making no effort to talk to them.
paintitanycoloryoudlike replied to your post: Today was my birthday. do i need 2 give u a cane since you’re so old Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
Today was my birthday.
so, yeah, 19 years ancient.
Please wish my cousin a happy birthday! →
verabepa: She’s 19 todaaay :P omg you’re just the sweetest <3
queefjerkey: so my post was good enough to like but not good enough to reblog
3asytarget: having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
cursing in spanish
me: me cago en tu putísima madre vete a la mierda
I shouldn’t have to ask people to hang out with me on my own birthday. When did my life get so sad.
mamaflockaflame: “i hang out with guys because girls are too much drama”
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me