I get that the nineties were great. I get that your childhood was a good time. I get that shows today suck and that music is not what it used to be. But for Christ’s sakes, get over the 90’s they’re over.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
The three types of boys.
Boys from Facebook: You should come over & we could have some fun. If ya know what I mean ;)
Boys from Tumblr: You should come over & we can cuddle, watch your favourite movies, and hold hands with eachother. i'll even cook for you and we can live happily ever after.
Boys I know: Make me a sandwich hoe.
Interviewer: What is the one thing that your fans take away from you as a person and your music?
Lady Gaga: I want them to love themselves. If I could for a moment just inspire you to love yourself, that would be worth everything.
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Me: Hey, when is your spring break?
Cute guy I have a crush on: It ends on Sunday haha
Me: Oh, we should totally meet up for lunch or something.
Cute guy I have a crush on: *never responds*
hannadear: thelegendofzackk: ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
Money isn't everything.
staypozitive: it can buy a bed, but not sleep it can buy a clock, but not time it can buy a book, but not knowledge it can buy a position, but not respect it can buy medicine, but not health it can buy blood, but not life it can buy sex, but not love Money can buy pizza and cats. Your argument is invalid.
Today, I walked into a church youth group and saw some kid wearing a bong gas mask. They thanked God for not dying on that crazy Saturday night after a kickback. Now THAT’S religion.
mcsingle: im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings
SHUT UP BRAIN, I’M TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP.
finnlawrence: Creative Writing assignment: Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.