March 2012
2 tags
I get that the nineties were great. I get that your childhood was a good time. I get that shows today suck and that music is not what it used to be.
But for Christ’s sakes, get over the 90’s they’re over.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
1 tag
The three types of boys.
Boys from Facebook: You should come over & we could have some fun. If ya know what I mean ;)
Boys from Tumblr: You should come over & we can cuddle, watch your favourite movies, and hold hands with eachother. i'll even cook for you and we can live happily ever after.
Boys I know: Make me a sandwich hoe.
4 tags
Interviewer: What is the one thing that your fans take away from you as a person and your music?
Lady Gaga: I want them to love themselves. If I could for a moment just inspire you to love yourself, that would be worth everything.
5 tags
1 tag
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
4 tags
Me: Hey, when is your spring break?
Cute guy I have a crush on: It ends on Sunday haha
Me: Oh, we should totally meet up for lunch or something.
Cute guy I have a crush on: *never responds*
2 tags
4 tags
hannadear:
thelegendofzackk:
ihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
1 tag
1 tag
Money isn't everything.
staypozitive:
it can buy a bed, but not sleep
it can buy a clock, but not time
it can buy a book, but not knowledge
it can buy a position, but not respect
it can buy medicine, but not health
it can buy blood, but not life
it can buy sex, but not love
Money can buy pizza and cats.
Your argument is invalid.
1 tag
Today, I walked into a church youth group and saw some kid wearing a bong gas mask.
They thanked God for not dying on that crazy Saturday night after a kickback.
Now THAT’S religion.
mcsingle:
im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings
SHUT UP BRAIN, I’M TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP.
3 tags
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.