If only I would have checked myself– guy who wrecked himself (via badw0lfbay)
I am never ever eating food again until I look like THAT.
Watching the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Runway Show.
blazingdynamite: we found dove in a soapless place
My mom made both vegetable and bean soup. BUT I WANTED TO EAT THE TOMATO SOUP IN THE FRIDGE.
I hate it when your boob itches. Because then you mindlessly scratch before your brain understand that your own hand is down your shirt fondling yourself. Usually in public.