starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via yllwrbbns)

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

(via yllwrbbns)

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

(via shootingcupcakes)

(Source: 44oz, via carouselinparis)

(Source: grindlebone, via out-gayed-myself)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via shadowgirlk-13)

(Source: rebbylau, via bainsidhe)

(via resisted)

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(Source: thebatteur, via likespancakes)

despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

(via hxcfairy)

(Source: the-seaside-kids, via likespancakes)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via pitchblackglow)

(Source: trans-par-en-cy, via pitchblackglow)

(Source: macejica, via pitchblackglow)

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

(via hannadear)